A penny for your thoughts?
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire
One time I traded boats with a man who didn’t know the boat had batteries despite the fact that he
personally cranked it with a key. He was sneaky in his dealings with me and very coarse with his
wife. When I pointed out the batteries, he asked how does one go about recharging them? After
talking with him I found He didn’t know anything about an alternator, either. He called me that night
and asked me where do you put the gas? He had lied to me about the boat I received. Later I told
someone who knew him that I didn’t think this guy was the sharpest knife in the drawer. He replied
“he must be smarter than us because he was a millionaire in real estate”. What a hypothesis!
Millionaires must be smarter than the rest of the population! That got me to thinking about rich
movie stars. Laura Ingraham castigated Bill O'reilly about Ted Turner for the same thinking. But I
was thinking what I had read about John Travolta, Greta Van Susteren, Anne Archer, Tom Cruise,
Isaac Hayes, Edgar Winter, Jenna Elfman, Kirstie Alley, Mimi Rogers, Nichole Kidman, Priscilla and
therefore Lisa Marie Presley who are all rich and yet have all practiced a particular mania in
common. What common thought denominator, banned by Germany, could these wealthy and
therefore “geniuses” hold together? Or could my golden retriever take consolation that without any
education at all, he is still smart enough not to engage in the practice of these intellectuals? Let’s
see what you think. Here is the basis of what they believe in:
Consider the highly confidential story of Xenu: Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far, away,
Xenu, evidently the mother of all Darth Vaders, ruler of the overpopulated galactic confederacy. In
the second incident, (there was a first incident which is pretty inconsequential since it evidently
happened before the earth even existed) 75 million years ago, Xenu brought billions of people to
the earth which then was known as Teegeeack. Because of this overpopulation these galactic
confederitos were going to overthrow Mr. Xenu. This Kim Jung Xenu got some psychiatrists under
the pretense of calling the people for income tax inspections and injected them with alcohol and
such in order to paralyze them. He then loaded them up on spaceships which according to his
drawing looked just like DC-8s without engines, and transported them across the universe to
Teegeeack….(a good name for a canoe, huh?). Being the nice guy that Xenu was, and trying to
remain in office like all good politicians, he violated the Fair Housing Act and put all those paralyzed
people on various volcanoes that are named in the story. Problem is some of those named
volcanoes like Hawaii didn’t exist 75 million years ago. But evidently, that’s not important. If that
wasn’t enough, Xenu blew them up with hydrogen bombs ( A long time before H bombs were
invented. That’s probably not important either.). Then the disembodied souls were forced to watch
something like a super Imax movie for 36 days which implanted “various misleading data” like God,
Devil, Roman Catholicism, and the crucifixion into their disembodied brains. (I don’t care what you
say….that would take a lot of popcorn to force billions of disembodied souls to watch TV for 36
days!) Anyway, this created bad memories also known as the R6 Implant. These Body Thetans as
they are called, are then super glued (okay, super glue is my word, but it is the only way I can
comprehend this story) to physical bodies even today. Nevertheless, after overthrowing Xenu, the
good guys, called Loyal Officers, abandoned Earth and it remains a prison planet today.
Did I mention that this is the basis of Scientology?
That's right. Founded by fiction writer L.Ron Hubbard. Oh yeah, another small detail, if you need to
get rid of the thetans and traumatic memories, you can only do it through Scientology! Evidently the
R6 implant is "calculated to kill (by pneumonia etc) anyone who attempts to solve it". Therein is the
genius ….and by the way… the expense. Yep, all you do is hook yourself up to their electronic E
Meter that measures “galvanic skin response”(corrosion) and you and your credit card are then
“audited” in a step by step and cost by cost method that shakes off those dirty little Body Thetans
with bad dreams… until you become an Operating Thetan! Some people say that it has helped
them out of bad marriages, drug addictions, smoking, depression, and mental problems. But what
has it helped them into? Consider the story of a preclear (student of scientology) when he said that
his personal “…thetan had (previously) inhabited the body of a doll on the planet Mars,
469,476,000 years ago. Martians seized the doll and took it to a temple , where it was zapped by a
bishops gun while the congregation chanted “God is love”. The thetan was then put into an ice
cube, placed aboard a flying saucer, and dropped off at planet ZX 432, where it was given a robot
body, then put to work unloading flying saucers to be punished. But the flying saucer exploded and
the thetan fell off into space.
Now, are you still convinced the rich are smarter than you?
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